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Funny Birthday Card for Her (Harder to Kidnap) with Envelope

Funny Birthday Card for Her (Harder to Kidnap) with Envelope

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On the front"Birthday Advice: The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake!"
  • 4+ cards: $5 each
  • Free USA shipping
  • Blank inside
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Made in Detroit

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What Amazon buyers say

"I recommend this card wholeheartedly if you want a comical and nice-looking birthday card for a friend or loved one." Sherry, Amazon review
"Quality card with clean humor - I love it." Amazon review

"Birthday Advice: The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake!" Blank inside, so you can write your own message.

Great for: best friend, sister, mom or coworker who loves cake.

  • Size: 5" x 7" folded card, blank inside
  • Kraft envelope included
  • Buy any 4 cards and pay $5 each, with free USA shipping
  • Designed and made in the USA by Katie Doodle

Text on front: "Birthday Advice: The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, eat cake!"

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